Why Danandrewstan remains a disaster zone, in 15 words

Well, whaddya know? Danandrestan didn’t open up further today because of the latest clusterfuck involving its health bureaucracy, that group of special somethings responsible for more clusterfucks since March than seen at every orgy ever held during the 1000 years of the Roman Empire.

You could see it was coming as early as last Thursday as details emerged about the coronavirus cluster in Melbourne’s northern suburbs.

Even more importantly, you could see precisely who was responsible.

Four short paragraphs in an online report, less than 90 words in all, explained it perfectly:

Confusion between a family and Victoria’s Department of Health and Human Services saw a grade five student attend school before testing positive…