General
What’s philosopher-king Kev up to nowadays?

It was on this day in 2008 where that gathering of the best and brightest from across the land — yea, even Cate Blanchett from Hollywood — that was Kevin Rudd’s 2020 Summit in Canberra reached its glorious conclusion.
The meeting made an enormous contribution to our development as a nation, akin to a fart in a cyclone.
And what’s the philosopher-king up to nowadays?
Conspiracy theorising and making anti-Rupert Murdoch memes, of course. This is just his output from yesterday.
(Bet he still has a copy of the key to the Prime Minister’s suite taped to the bottom of a desk drawer, too.)
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Noosa News18 hours ago
Man arrested following alleged armed rape and kidnapping in Maroochydore
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Noosa News14 hours ago
Retail worker allegedly raped at gunpoint before 3½-hour kidnapping ordeal
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General11 hours ago
Emergency operation underway after reports of bodies north-east of Falls Creek
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Noosa News13 hours ago
PSPA declared, Camp Mountain – Sunshine Coast