Travis Head explodes into Ashes folklore as Australia wins a frenzied and farcical Perth Test

Oh, it’s over.

England has produced its best day-one performance in 15 years, and it’s over.

Australia is on the ropes and out of ideas and bracing for the wrath of the concerned public, and it’s over.

Travis Head, of all people, is opening the batting because Usman Khawaja’s back is gone, and in…