The Greens admit: we’re washed up

Can I interest anyone in a festive tea-towel? 

The Australian Greens are flogging a new range optimistically titled ‘legends’ featuring – uh – themselves. For a smidge under $25.00 you can dry your plates with Bob Brown’s face and the passive-aggressive observation, ‘The future will either be green or not at all.’ Frankly, if they were serious about saving ink they could have shortened that to, ‘Vote for us or else!’ 

Browsing through, Richard Di Natale has two options. The first is far too long and uninteresting to bother quoting, but the second one reads, ‘You’re a disgrace!’ printed under his face which, to be fair, seems pretty accurate. I’d pick one up except that would mean partaking…