If Jess Fox can win gold with her condom kayak, there's no reason a man can say condoms "don't fit" ever again.
"Lay down your tinfoil hats and just get vaxxed" might be one of the most direct and important lines of the year.
"It was just a boxed that was ticked," Sebastian says of the failed emergency arts package.
"The only thing more terrifying than that Morrison Government COVID ad is the knowledge the same government didn’t order us enough...
“Yes this is a good step but as he does own the event, he will still be involved in some capacity and may have final say...
"This made me conservative."
"This is the colour I wear, it’s on the arm colour of a tan white person."
Oh no! You have millions of dollars and your mum can't find toilet paper! If only there were something you could do! Like order...
“I don’t care if she wants to run away to the rainforest and have a zillion babies in the middle of nowhere."
Let the Batman eat.