Nancy Pelosi shows: gender is for bigots

Author’s Note: my editor refused to remove his (its) comments. Apologies.

Stand and applaud, a great injustice has been corrected by the newly reelected Nancy Pelosi. (The noise of hands clapping is considered harmful and triggering – change to ‘jazz hands’.) 

The Democrat House Speaker of an unspecified gender, along with the Rules Committee Chairman (make a note to change that masculine title) James P. McGovern, have finally conquered the gender war that has been raging inside Congress by abolishing any mention of gender via their new code of conduct. 

The House, which has been under Democrat control for sixty-four of the last eighty-eight years, says that these language reforms are designed to attain the…