Milo comes out as straight, chaste and Catholic

Milo Yiannopoulos coming out as ‘straight’ is like taking the Social Justice final exam, where you have to sit down and do a lot of woke-math to work out if you should be offended by his announcement. 

It is a nightmare scenario of intersectional politics, where the desire to hate an individual conflicts with established virtues. 

Twitter doesn’t have a clue what to do with the hashtag, and nor do political commentators who risk sounding bigoted if they state how overjoyed they are that Milo has abandoned their favourite victimhood category, while at the same time expressing fury over anyone changing their mind about a sexual preference. 

As far as I can tell, the latter is the greater crime because it risks…