Meet Dictator Dan’s Department of Fairness

To be honest I really couldn’t believe what I was seeing. 

For all the spin-doctoring, the hundreds of thousands paid to communication experts to find the Victorian Premier the right words for every moment, this could be his best yet: The Department of Fairness. 

The Premier, Daniel Andrews, recently announced that the post-covid health lessons deserve to be given full weight through the splitting of the beleaguered Department of Health and Human Services, DHHS, into two new departments: The Department of Health, DoH, and the Department of Families, Fairness and Housing. 

It is the choice of the word Fairness that is gold. Pure gold. 

It sparks so many questions. What is fairness? In whose eyes is it fair? Who agreed…