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Just Gonna Say It: We’ve Evolved Beyond The Need For A Flat Sheet – Pedestrian TV
I’m just going to come right out and say it, the flat sheet is a complete waste of time and is not welcome in my bed anymore.
Its a Friday, Ive had *maybe* too many cups of coffee and by god, I have something to get off my chest: we have, and I simply cannot stress this enough, moved past the need for a flat sheet.
I would even go so far as to say you are less genetically evolved if you still use one. Its a real pleb move and you need to reevaluate your life choices if you plan on getting into a flat-sheeted bed tonight.
Ive been having this debate with my mum since the moment I first moved out of home. She thinks it…
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