It’s Flannerying at the farm and we’re going under

Tim Flannery promised me a desert, but all I’ve got is this brand new murky-looking ocean full of confused kangaroos. 

Approximately a billion litres of water has fallen on the Mid North Coast in 48 hours. If you’re not sure how to visualise that, imagine that one of those China’s mega-dams I was moaning about earlier has burst its shoddy concrete girth and inundated the prettiest tourist spots on the East Coast with a man-made tsunami full of Range Rovers. Actually, a tsunami would have been preferable. At least you know what you’re in for instead of gazing at the endless grey sheet in the sky trying to divine some kind of meaning. 

#FarmLife is often described as the eternal struggle between wondering if it will…