I, myself and me: an apology

With the way things are going, I wonder if we might start issuing apologies before we get cancelled. You know, get in early. It could go something like this.

I have not yet been cancelled, but I am sure it is only a matter of time before something I said 20 years ago triggers someone today.

I have therefore decided to provide this heart-felt and sincere apology in advance of even knowing what it is I will be cancelled for, in the hope that you will give me the chance to learn and to grow and to do better at whatever deficiencies my Twitter history may find in me.

And so I want to extend an apology to every single person who was hurt by the meme I posted, the meme I failed to post, the unacceptable phrase I used, the tasteless…