How good is ScoMo’s ‘new and improved formula’ national anthem?

Ever since Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s (ridiculous) decision to announce via Tweet the changing of Australia’s national anthem, the usual suspects of left-wing activism have been out in force. 

As quite literally everyone predicted, giving in to Marxist pressure to erase pieces of our national identity has only encouraged radical fringe groups to issue further demands. 

Now that the anthem is changing, why not get rid of it entirely? Why do we have ‘anthems’ when they are an indelible mark of colonial oppression? And the flag. Shit. That has to go immediately or at least put a kangaroo on it. In fact, why did you change the anthem to ‘one’ when Australian land is stolen land? Everyone who can’t find a…