AFL super fans prepare for the grand final clash between Geelong and Brisbane

Warrnambool’s Lochie Keats was celebrating Geelong’s premiership win in 2022 at his local bowls club when he got an idea.

“I said to my wife, ‘Write it on my head: too old, too slow’, because all the media said the Cats were too old and too slow,” he said.

But words written in pen on his bald head…