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Breaking: New Zealand becomes first country to ban the Vulnerable Adult Learner Surfer, announces,“If you are not experienced, do not surf!” – BeachGrit
In news that will chill the spine of VALS everywhere, New Zealand has drawn a line in the sand against the VALpocalypse.

Still, Ultimate Surfer has not sold the sport out in a way that matters. That ship sailed decades ago.
Gidget was the first to tell everybody that surfing is the “ultimate and we’ve been whipping that poor noun-adjective hybrid ever sincefrom Surfing:…
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