[repost] This cracks me up in so many ways. First, the idea that he WON’T stop…

[repost] This cracks me up in so many ways. First, the idea that he WON’T stop as opposed to CAN’T stop. What is the poor kid supposed to do, hold it all in until he inflates? Second, what do you mix the stuff with? MILK. Need I say more to a large percentage of the public? And finally, when the ad people were sitting around dreaming up new uses for the product, I can imagine one jumping up and exclaiming, “I’ve got it!! FARTING! We’ll say it stops FARTING!”