St George Illawarra tried to boost their premiership hopes recruiting Unapproved Opinions? Shocking!

I can’t wait for the NRL season to begin so I can watch my favourite opinions run out on the field. 

Nothing is more exciting than seeing approved views, adorned in my team’s colours, parade around a football stadium for 80 minutes.

I don’t care if we win or lose, as long as my team is diverse and inclusive and equitable and completely in favour of gay sex and things.

But this week the 2021 season was in danger of being ruined before it began, with talk that one club had invited Unapproved Opinions to play.

That St George Illawarra thought they could improve their premiership chances by recruiting  Unapproved Opinions was truly shocking. 

Sports fans had assumed that Unapproved Opinions would never again get a run…