Albo in car crash: how did anyone notice it wasn’t a metaphor for a usual day for the Labor leader

Ladies and gentlemen, please take an onion from your purse or pocket, peel it, hold it up to your eyes and weep freely. Channel 10 reports:

How they could tell this “car crash” was different from a usual day in the office for the hapless opposition leader astounds us.

This “news” network, after all, is the home of The Project and such genius intellects as Peter Van Obvious, who takes time out from his core career as a weathercock (emphasis on cock) for well-remunerated appearances.

Still, we wish the opposition leader well. He has good taste in music, if a little obvious, and hates the Greens.