Hillsong Church is to blame for absolutely everything

Forget coronavirus, the Chinese Communist Party and Climate Change: the greatest threat to Australia is Hillsong Church.

If you believe what you read on Twitter — which would require the faith of Saint Paul and Pastor Brian Houston combined -– more than half of the Federal Cabinet are Hillsong members.

This, of course, is not true.

But imagine for a moment that it is. This would mean the country is being run by a group of people who believe that every Australian is made in the image of God and therefore has intrinsic value and worth.

Cue scary music.

Gather your loved ones and escape to someplace where such dangerous views have not yet infected the political system – like China. Or North Korea.

Rumours of a happy…