Dr Jill and the importance of being qualified

Dr Jill wants to be Dr Phil, that is the question: whether you are a wanker for calling yourself a Doctor when you’re not really a Doctor? Or is this like calling Hire a Hubby to do your plumbing when they don’t know one end of the plunger from the other or masquerading as a meteorologist when you don’t have a degree in paleontology. 

Yes status matters, and before we get started I should note I am a Bachelor of Arts – so some respect please. No? Well, you can fuck off too.   

I got my degree from Melbourne University which sort of puts me three shelves up and to the right next to the educational discount vodka. The stuff they import from New Zealand since China stopped taking our coal. This